Top 10 Funniest Code Comments from StackOverflow

The following are the top 10 most memorable code comments collected from a StackOverflow discussion about the best comments you have ever seen.

// Dear maintainer:
// If you attempted to "optimize" this program
// and realized that was a terrible idea, please increase
// the counter below to warn future developers:
// Total wasted time here = 39h

/** * To the brave soul who finally reaches here:
    You are the chosen one, courageous, tireless, sleepless, ready to modify
    the most thorny code in our project. You, our savior, the dragon among men,
    I tell you: never give up, never lose hope, never run away, never betray yourself.
    Never cry, never say goodbye. Never lie to hurt yourself. */

Exception up = new Exception("Something is really wrong."); throw up;

// Some change 1 - 2002/6/7 Added temporary tracking login page
// Some change 2 - 2007/5/22 My temporary foolishness

#define TRUE FALSE // Tease the debugging fools

if (/*you*/ $_GET['action']) { //celebrate (congratulations)

// If this code works, it was written by Paul DiLascia.
// If it doesn't, I have no idea who wrote it.

// When I wrote this code, only God and I knew what it did.
// Now, only God knows.

// Dizzy, will modify later

// Magical. Do not touch.

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