Satirical Timeline: From Jacquard Loom to JavaScript
This tongue‑in‑cheek chronicle traces the evolution of programming languages—from the 1801 Jacquard loom’s punched‑card instructions and Ada Lovelace’s theoretical algorithm, through Turing’s universal machine, the birth of FORTRAN, Lisp, COBOL, C, Java, and up to modern JavaScript—mixing factual milestones with satirical commentary.
